Riddles and jokes.

I have a face but no head

I have three hands but no feet

What am I?
a clock
I have four legs but no toes
I sometimes have two arms but never any hands
I have a back but no chest
I sometimes have a head but never a face

What am I?

a chair

I have a floor and a bed
But no roof and no mattress
You can lie on me but you cannot walk on me
What am I?
the sea
I can go up a chimney when I am down
But I cannot go down a chimney when I am up
What am I?
an umbrella.

What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships
What city has no people?
Electricity
Why was the baby ant confused?
All his uncles were ants
What do moths study in school?
Mothematics
Where do cows go for their holidays?
Moo York

How many letters are in The Alphabet?

There are 11 letters in 'The Alphabet'

David's father had three sons: Sam, Jim, and ?

David!

What's a snakes favourite subject in class?

Hissssstory.

The end of Harry Potter!!!

This is the final adventure in the Harry Potter film series.
This is the plot: In the epic finale, the battle between the good and evil forces of the wizarding world escalates into an all-out war. The stakes have never been higher and no one is safe. But it is Harry Potter who may be called upon to make the ultimate sacrifice as he draws closer to the climactic showdown with Lord Voldemort. It all ends here.

Learn with Noddy!

Let's revise the numbers with Noddy, a wooden boy who lives in Toyland.
Have fun!